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Leave Santa a note, explaining
that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new
house ! |
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Dress up like the
Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big
enough for the both of us." |
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Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with
last-minute changes and corrections. |
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While he's in the house, find
the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he
shouldn't have missed that last payment, and now it is being repossessed, and take off! |
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Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa
that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread
on his way home. |
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Instead of ornaments, decorate
your tree with Easter eggs. |
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Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you
think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red
Santa suit! |
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Leave out a Santa suit, with a
dry-cleaning bill. |
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Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad,
and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. |
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While he's in the house, go
find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. |
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Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone
away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants |
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While he's in the house,
replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then watch the look on his face when he
tries to get them to fly. |
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Take everything out of your house as if it's
just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime." |
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Leave out a copy of your
Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections. |
