IT'S RIDDLE TIME!!!!

How do ghosts begin to write their letters?
Tomb it may concern...
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical. 
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Hallowienies.
Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
In noisery school.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt. 
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
Why did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired!
What's Draculas favourite pet?
A bloodhound!
What do spooks eat in the interval?
Ice-scream!
What was the bald man looking for on Halloween?
A hair raising expereince!
Why was Frankenstein taking asprin?
He had a monstrous Headache!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What advice should you give Frankenstein if he has a stiff neck?
Loosen up a little!
Who turned the lights down?
Some dim-witted monster!
What kind of music was inspired by mummies?
Wrap Music!
Who's the best dancer at a monster party?
The Boogie man!
What do witches use to mend their clothes?
A pumpkin patch!
What does a witch get for being really, really bad?
Lots of a-warts!
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you call serious rocks? 
Grave stones. 
Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
She had to give a screech. 
What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Lemon n' Slime.
Why wasn't the vampire working? 
He was on his coffin break.
How do ghosts fly from one place to another? 
By scareplane. 
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? 
By witchful thinking. 
What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why did the witch's mail rattle?
She received a chain letter. 
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
She woke up too early in the mourning.
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
What do birds give out on Halloween? 
Tweets. 
What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsdigging Day dinner.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.
What is a witch's favorite subject
Spelling